We knew the time would when you would look to us not only to improve your great taste in alcohol, but to step up your game as well. Hope you have fun and we apologize in advance. For those of you that have these actually work for them, you totally owe us. And remember the BarBax trade secrete: when you sense the slap coming, duck. Enjoy!
New Pick Up Lines
1. It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
2. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
3. If you were a pair of pants I would wear you out.
4. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
5.
Want to play army? Ill lay down, and you can blow the hell out of me!
6. You know,
if I were you, I would have sex with me.
7. Hey there, want to come over for some pizza and some sex? No? Why, you don’t like pizza.
8. Greetings and salivations
9. Do you know how much a polar bear weighs, NO? Enough to break the ice, hi my name is ______.
10. If I were a fly, I would be all over you, because you are the shit!
Pick up Lines 1-10
1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
2. Are you from
Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see
3. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
4. Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
5. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
6. Did you clean your pants with Windex? Girl: No, Why? Guy: Because I can practically see myself in them.
7. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
8. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package
9. Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your
smile.
10. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
Pick up Lines 10-20
11. You remind me of Pokemon. I just
want to piccachu.
12. Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us.
13. Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
14. Nice shoes, wanna screw?
15. Sex is a killer, want to die happy?
16. Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of
vitamin me.
17. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
18. I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
19. Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
20. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
Pick up Lines 20-30
21. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you
want to go upstairs and talk.
22. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
23. If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
24. You remind me of a blue ribbon bass. I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
25. Do you rent or own? Those wings you angel
26. Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.
27. Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
28. You’re ugly but you intrigue me
29. If I made the alphabet I would put U and I together.
30. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Pick up Lines 30-40
31. When God made you, he was showing off.
32. Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
33. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
34. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
35. If I pet you, would you follow me home?
36. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
37. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
38. Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
39. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
40. You're ugly but you intrigue me.
Pick up Lines 40-50
41. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
42. Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
43. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
44. This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to us. (What?) Each one of my 18 personalities found you cute!
45. Damn, Sugar, settle down. I'm diabetic.
46. True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
47. Baby you must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.
48. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
49. Lets take a shower together, you smell.
50. You are the reason men fall in love.
Techi Nerd Pick Up Lines
1. Baby you are so fine you turn my software into hardware.
2. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
3. You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
4. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply?
Incase these pick up lines fall into the wrong hands, we have set up defenses
Q: So, baby, your place or mine?
A: Both. You'll go to your place and I'll go to mine!
Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!
Q: Does beauty run in your family?
A: It obviously doesn't in yours!
He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.
He: Do you
want to dance?
She: Yeah but not with you!
He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!
Q: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
A: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."
"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
The fail Safe Pick up Line Defense
After hearing a pickup line:
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
